Due to certain reasons Of which were unforeseen I could not put the clothes away Or wipe the kitchen clean
I dearly do apologise My chores remain undone The car’s a mess, the grass is long The mopping’s yet begun
I fully had intended To vacuum, sweep and clean Alas my day has been one of Unproductivity
I woke up feeling healthy But then came the ahh-choo! My dearest wife, I think I’ve got A bad case of man-flu
○○○January 16th 2020