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You wanna hear a story, come sit here dearie Back in the day I used to write jQuery But shit's all changed and that's a fact You ain't cool today unless you write React

It's getting out of hand but don't let me sob You start dropping names to sound like a snob Dan Abramov and Kent C. Dodds Only top shelf fan boys land the jobs

I remember the day I wrote my first div Now it ain't good enough unless it's responsive Design systems, type systems, all cutting edge Your build's gonna fail without test coverage

Ya pipeline's running without a hitch It's the current year and IE's still a b**ch You're an expert now, with your bag of tricks 'Till the grads come along and make you look like shit

I'm ten years in and I feel like a fraud Although it could be worse, I could be meme lord

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February 21st 2020